Oi, everybody in the hospital okay? I'm here, so if you need help, just tell me!

NAKAMA, where are you?! These things are everywhere, it's an ADVENTURE! It's kinda like Thriller Bark! But you gotta be careful 'cause they're stronger than I thought they were! And they're really weird!

ACE, HOW MANY YOU GET SO FAR?

Ace says that since the One Piece isn't here and we're the only pirates here, the title for Pirate King in this place is up for grabs!

SO I CLAIM IT!

And if you wanna try and take it, you can come fight me!

Now if we could just get a ship, we'd be all set!

Oi, nakama. We should do somethin' nice for Chopper.

Y'know, for when he wakes up again.

The rest of you are okay, right?

OI, MEDICINE SELLER-MISTER or miss I guess CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO TALK TO THOSE SCALE THINGS? I want to ask them if one wanna join my crew!

NAKAMA, I'M LOST AGAIN and this rain hurts. It's an adventure!


[ooc: I...don't know...]

[BZZZZZZZZT]

OI. WHO DID THAT. IS THAT GOD BASTARD BACK?

...Oh, it's this thing. I don't need you, box. I'll kick your ass if I wanna. So you better watch it.

Oi! I'm back again! Nobody better have touched my nakama while I was lost!

Now what'd I miss? That Legato bastard better not have done anything else!


[ooc: So late. I apologize. Life hasn't really let up on this end of the globe.]

STUFF HAS BEEN FALLING FROM THE SKY! IT'S AN ADVENTURE!!

And there's MEAT! LOTS OF MEAT! THIS IS WEIRD, BUT REALLY AWESOME!

Oh yeah.

OI, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS WOLFWOOD?

Okay.

NEXT WEEK, I'M KICKING REFATO'S ASS!

Was that his name? Re-- No... Lefato. Lejato. ...Yeah, that's it.

But I don't feel so good right now. Sanjiiiiiiiiiiiii, meeeeeeeat.


[ooc: So despite Luffy's being around and talking, his having his chip out is making his rubber body do all sorts of wonky things, including suddenly expanding to surprising sizes and then going completely floppy. And he already threw up a lot of meat, so giving him more would be a bad move.]

Oi, Doc Kureha, I need to talk to you. I need a doctor and stuff.

It's weird here.

Well, I got really lost for a while, but I found some meat you can cook, Sanji!

...What's a "time warp"?

OI, WHO'S IN CHARGE OF MAKING ME RUBBER AGAIN? I WANNA KICK YOUR-- I MEAN TALK TO YOU.

And oi, Doctor-Auntie, stop chasing my nakama with a bull. That's weird.


[ooc: After falling out of a window and not, you know, landing without injury, Luffy's about had it with this chipped crap. TOO BAD FOR HIM, RIGHT? lmao poor kid.]

[Voice Post]
[a long pause, only broken by thumps and crackles, probably from the device being fiddled with - then a-very loud-voice comes on, probably talking too close to the receiver]

OI, THIS SAYS "USE THIS" BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW.

Do I hold it out like this?

Can you get food out of i--
[Transmission interrupted]

[Video feed]
[a wonderful shot of Luffy's eyes frowning at the screen] Do I push thes--
[Transmission Interrupted]

[Text]
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Well, I can't find Zoro anywhere, but Ace is here now! I guess we're both on vacation now! Now Sanji just needs to get back!

Oi, Ace, I'm goin' to get dinner with Vivi! You remember her right? She said you can come with us and eat too if you want!

Oh, and if anybody's having problems with these zombie things, I can take care of 'em for ya if you want.

I'm bored.

Oi, how does this thing work again? [clattering as device is...probably smacked around, then spoken DIRECTLY INTO]

OIOI, SANJI, IS DINNER READY YET?

Did I do it right?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM, BUT DON'T WORRY, I'LL FIND YOU AND THE FOOD.

[a long pause] This thing would be better if it gave you meat. Maybe if I push this--

[Transmission Interrupted]

~WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE~

This journal's now being used over in cityofdesai, so if you're not over there, please remove this from your f-list! ...Well, you don't have to, but it'd be less confusing for you!

If you're just reliving the good ol' days from polychromatic, then go ahead and read on! I got no problems with that! ♥

I built a boat earlier because I wanted to look around a little, but it sank. It's a good thing somebody who could swim was on the beach to come help me!

Oi, Usopp, whaddaya think we need on a ship? Besides cannons. I got those already.

Nakamaaaa, I haven't heard from some of you in a while! Clow, Doumeki, Trunks, you still in this place?


[ooc: Luffy is happily drawing up plans for a ship on the floor in the hall outside Wolfwood's apartment. They're quite elaborate, and quite terrible. Run into him if you like, or just gently nudge him to the side. He'll get out of the way.]

I'm bored. I wish we could go sailing. We could find something tasty.

...I'm hungry. SAAANJIIIII. MEEEEEEEEEAAAAT.

[pause] ...Oh, wait, he's not here.

[a longer pause] I wonder if that dog thing I saw underground would be tasty.

...

OOII, USOPP, WOLFWOOD, RED-HAIR MISS, TALL GUY MISTER, I'M GOING OUT HUNTING!

Oiiiii, what's this G for? Weird. I don't even have a G in my name.

USOPP, I'M BORED, LET'S DO SOMETHING! You wanna go explore?